Here are the top comical, strange and all-around hard to believe Tweet picks of the week from around the Twitterverse (do not read if easily offended by social media):

KelseyKelz_ Maureen ♡

Some people are confused on the etiquette of tweeting. Just because it says, “What’s happening?” doesn’t mean you tell what’s happening.

tinastullracing Tina Stull

My mom thinks LOL stands for “lots of love.” She texted me to say “Your Grandma just died. LOL.” #joke

WSCreations Judy

FB is a small world: I just offered to jump a car three states away.

Synders777 Cynthia

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail #tcot #tlot #WeThePeople #teaparty #iamthemob #OKtcot #Debt #lo

SixDegreesSEO Angela Moore

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

TinaCook Tina Cook

Twitter excels in aligning relevance with those who understand how to filter streams to their advantage. ~ Brian Solis

Lord_Voldemort7 The Dark Lord

Best Relationship Matches: Bella & Edward. They’re perfect together because nobody else wants to have to put up with either of those morons.